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Do As I Say, Not As I Do
Dear Elitist Pricks (that’s YOU!): Thanks so much for continuing to confirm that when you say, “We all have to sacrifice,” what you really mean is, “YOU all have to sacrifice. Me, I’m having custom...
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Ooh, Ooh, Me, Me!
Hey cockbiters…put me on your list, mmkay? Right there at the top. Because I am not just Anti-Obama, I am also Anti-Fucktard, and you fellas are all fucktarded up. (Via AoS)
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Stacking the Deck
I’m sure none of my 342 regular readers is at all surprised to hear this: Nevertheless, about that “surprise visit”. It wasn’t. The visit was communicated a full 24 hours in advance and a small...
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Elitism is a Stinky Cologne
Oh MAH gad. How can anyone ever THINK of having something as déclassé as a CHICKEN right in their very BACK YARD?? Dear Pseudo-Elitist Fucktard: (I call you a “pseudo” elitist because if you were...
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Highly Revealing
I’m sure you’ve heard the Commander-in-Thief took his woman out on a date the other night… The fact that this son of a whore didn’t pay for that bullshit himself tells you everything you need to know...
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Yawn
Come on, we all knew they believed it. They’re just now getting around to talking about it. Click here to view the embedded video. Funny how a grown-up man – much less an alleged professional...
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OH, That’ll Work!
Well, you can all relax now, South Carolina has it figured out: Terrorists who want to overthrow the United States government must now register with South Carolina’s Secretary of State and declare...
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OMGWTFBBQ Tragedy Averted!!
Dear Ionia School System Administrators: This past week you suspended a 6 year old for making the shape of a gun with his pudgy little pitters, claiming it “made other students uncomfortable.” As the...
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You Wouldn’t Like Me When I’m Angry
I am trying trying trying to understand the Leftards who CONTINUE to whinge that the weekend’s madness is still somehow the fault of conservatives in general, and Palin in particular, despite the...
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