I am trying trying trying to understand the Leftards who CONTINUE to whinge that the weekend’s madness is still somehow the fault of conservatives in general, and Palin in particular, despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
I tried for reason.
Now I’m just fucking pissed off.
So let’s break it down…
- You’re pants-shittingly terrified of guns, who knows why. Maybe big noises just scare you. More likely the thought of such power in your own inadequate hands simply terrifies you. Self-control is HARD, as we concealed-carriers know all too well. It is a struggle, I tell you, to keep from perforating everyone who irritates me on a daily basis. (That’s SARCASM there, for the sarcasm-impaired. The fact that I even have to type that sentence makes me look longingly at the cheese grater.)
- Your mommy and your daddy taught you that you Deserve Things, not through hard work or merit, but JUST BECAUSE. And if you kick your widdle feet and yell loud enough for it, you’ll get it. Somehow your kindergarten teacher failed to teach you the meaning of the word “fair,” so you made up your very own definition. Usage example: ”Whatever *I* want is fair.”
It’s not any more complicated than that.
And Sarah Palin, for fuck’s sake? Leaving out completely that a simple bullseye graphic on a map has been used since time immemorial by Dems, Reps, hell, probably even Egyptians (“Ali! I want to target this area for my next pyramid!”), it looks to us like poor Sarah just scares the hell out of you, because she can’t understand how STUPID you think she is and that you really really really want her to shut up. Here’s a newsflash for you:
Most of us conservatives don’t particularly like her, wouldn’t vote for her as dogcatcher.
Shocking? Not if you were paying attention. Easier to sit behind your computers and spew your insane vitriol all over the internets. As the man says:
If you begin any statement with a variation of “Sarah Palin/GOP/Rightwing didn’t pull the trigger BUT…” you start off in hole of idiocy.
It is time to be done, children.
